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 Kate & Chris at Oceans 12
Here are Katie Holmes and fiance Chris Klein at the Oceans 12 premiere last week. Katie, in black, looks lovely if not a little boring. Seriously, would it kill this girl to spice things up a bit? Maybe show a little leg. She's beautiful. She's 25. She landed a plum role as the female lead in Batman Begins. I'm not saying she has to go Tara Reid on us or anything...but some more vavavoom wouldn't hurt either.
 Flash from the Past: Kelly & Donna together again
Take a look at Kelly Taylor and Donna Martin all grow'd up...and looking exactly the same. Jennie (Kelly) looks pretty and wholesome as ever and Tori (Donna) is doing the best she can. I miss 90210. And I miss the reruns! Where are they???
 Lopez in Berlin
About six months ago, Jennifer Lopez and longtime makeup artist Scott Barnes had a major row and parted ways. SHE claims he ratted out her secrets to the tabloids. HE denies the charges and retaliated by revealing that La Lopez kept stiffing him for all his hard work. While Mr. Barnes has other clients to keep him in business, J.Lo seems to have come out on the short end of the tiff. Her eye makeup these days is atrocious, as illustrated in this most recent photo of the star on the Berlin leg of her European publicity jaunt in support of her new album Rebirth. I think a detente is in order...don't you???
 Gwen in Wonderland
Here is the ever shrinking Gwen Stefani, exercising her inner Alice at the American Music Awards on Sunday night. On anyone else, that top hat, those ballet stilts, and the bizarre pop geisha entourage would warrant an instant lifetime membership on the Worst Dressed List and major slaggage in every gossip column from here to Mount Fiji. But this is Gwen... The Queen of funk and eccentricity. We regular folk should just look, admire, marvel...and never attempt this at home.
 Princess Mariah
I wouldn't necessarily call this haute couture but then again, Mariah Carey hasn't been worthy of Tom Ford since 1994. Here she is at P. Diddy's birthday party, in an over the top Vera Wang, tiara and all, channeling her inner Cinderella, and becoming more ridiculous by the day. Her next album drops in March. She better pray it's a hit... because at this rate, Grammys and accolades and all, she's on her way to a permanent lounge act in Vegas. Right now...nobody cares. And in Hollywood, that's the kiss of death.
 Paris in pink
Yawn. When is this girl gonna find a new colour? According to Paris, she never wears black because it's boring and is only for old people. Funny that, because on her I find pink about as interesting as as Star Trek convention. And as for the pose… words fail me. However this is Paris, and there are cameras around after all. If nothing else her legs are quite lovely. Oh and by the way... The Simple Life 3 is all systems go, meaning that the era of the heiress is still upon us, with no signs of retreat. Paris Hilton is here to stay. I am working on accepting this. You should too.
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